{"id":1426,"date":"2010-05-06T16:53:31","date_gmt":"2010-05-06T20:53:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/?p=1426"},"modified":"2021-09-19T18:52:21","modified_gmt":"2021-09-19T22:52:21","slug":"eva-too-on-sanding","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/eva-too-on-sanding\/","title":{"rendered":"Eva Too &#8211; On Sanding&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/mc13_used_sandpaper.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-1427\" title=\"worn sandpaper\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/mc13_used_sandpaper.jpg\" alt=\"photo of trash can full of worn sandpaper\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/mc13_used_sandpaper.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/mc13_used_sandpaper-150x150.jpg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Three thoughts:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A wise man (maybe a wiseguy?) once said &#8220;Use sandpaper like someone else is paying for it.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Hey Doc, is my shoulder supposed to make a clicking sound?<\/li>\n<li>The provocative young thing, in her incredibly short skirt, about to fall off her incredibly high heels said, &#8220;For 100 bucks, I&#8217;ll do anything you can describe in 3 words.&#8221; As I reached for my money I said, &#8220;Sand my boat.&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three thoughts: A wise man (maybe a wiseguy?) once said &#8220;Use sandpaper like someone else is paying for it.&#8221; Hey Doc, is my shoulder supposed to make a clicking sound? The provocative young thing, in her incredibly short skirt, about to fall off her incredibly high heels said, &#8220;For 100 bucks, I&#8217;ll do anything you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[8,21,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-boatbuilding","category-eva-too","category-mill-creek-13","entry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1426"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8188,"href":"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426\/revisions\/8188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bob-easton.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}