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WARNING: Scam at Home Improvement Stores

September 21, 2008 by Bob Easton 2 Comments

A “heads up” for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or your friends.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their curves almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts and short shorts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe’s. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen August 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also September 1st, 2nd, twice on the 3rd, three times just yesterday and very likely this coming weekend.

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  1. The Village Carpenter says

    September 28, 2008 at 8:02 pm

    Those vicious vixens!

    Reply
  2. Mack from Center Point, TX says

    November 19, 2008 at 4:24 am

    This is beyond the pale. How can they get away with doing that?

    Do they come to Home Depots in Texas?

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